alibrariangoestoikea

floating-cats:

I feel like Cecil would be a pointlessly angry drunk. Like he just throws open the window and yells at the moon “HEY. WHO DO YOU EVEN THINK YOU ARE, PUNK? Y’THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?”

And then he retires to the couch to pet Carlos’ hair, still muttering about “it’s just…up there in the sky all of the time, like it owns the place. Look at me, I’m the moon! Jerk.”

wanderinggay

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

iwishihadafather

THAT’S THE TYPE OF STORY YOU DON’T MAKE SHORT

hologran
sixpenceee:

Highly requested post. Once again I post these because it’s just a thrill to READ abut them even. 
I have received various messages from people who actually tried some of these games and got back horrifying, emotionally and physically scarring results. 
You have been warned over and over again not to try it. 
hide and seek: playing cat and mouse with a possessed doll
fortune: asking spirits for your entire future
things you never want to do: a collection of dare-devil activities
midnight man: summoning a demon
how to actually contact blood mary: self-explanatory
living doll: inducing a spirit to possess a doll
concentrate: a game to figure out how you will die 
kokkuri-san: summon a spirit to ask about the future 
three kings: access to another dimension 
shoe box telephone: communication with the dead
elevator game: access to another world you may or may not get out of 
bath game: summoning a ghost that will follow you around all day
cat scratch: to summon a spirit that leave claw marks on your back
sandman game: persons body feels much heavier
baby blue: to summon an evil baby spirit
light as a feather: make person’s body light enough to lift up with fingers

sixpenceee:

Highly requested post. Once again I post these because it’s just a thrill to READ abut them even. 

I have received various messages from people who actually tried some of these games and got back horrifying, emotionally and physically scarring results. 

You have been warned over and over again not to try it. 

hide and seek: playing cat and mouse with a possessed doll

fortune: asking spirits for your entire future

things you never want to do: a collection of dare-devil activities

midnight man: summoning a demon

how to actually contact blood mary: self-explanatory

living doll: inducing a spirit to possess a doll

concentrate: a game to figure out how you will die 

kokkuri-san: summon a spirit to ask about the future 

three kings: access to another dimension 

shoe box telephone: communication with the dead

elevator game: access to another world you may or may not get out of 

bath game: summoning a ghost that will follow you around all day

cat scratch: to summon a spirit that leave claw marks on your back

sandman game: persons body feels much heavier

baby blue: to summon an evil baby spirit

light as a feather: make person’s body light enough to lift up with fingers

otakumon

chookiemunster:

isalh-on-whatever:

japhers:

axylhart:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

The Most Gorgeous Book Ever Has No Words Or Pictures, Just Color

This is the RGB Colorspace Atlas by Tauba Auerbach. The 8”x8” hardcover tome is pretty much an encyclopedia of every color in the RGB index. It’s huge, it’s gorgeous, and I want one.

I KNOW WHAT THIS NEEDS

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It’s like they were made for each other.

Sensors alight, the pen trailed itself sensually down the gradient shift from yellow to blue along ample curve of paper, dipping closer and closer to the book’s spine.

“Can you imagine it?” the pen whispered, whirring and selecting #00563F with practiced intimacy. “Just picture it. With your collection and my potential…we can color the world.”

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A pen and a book 
A notepad and a clock
CAN I REQUEST A DOUBLE DATE??

request accomplished -

SMACKDOWN TIME

How the fuck did it end up like this

What’s coming next!? I need to know! D: