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Anonymous asked: I follow you because you're an amazing friend, love the things you say (Especially the random ones), and I know I can be open with you as well.
Anonymous asked: I follow you 'cuz you're pretty awesome. We never talk but I still enjoy seeing your posts on my dash.
Anonymous asked: At first, you were a funny, openly honest guy. Since I've gotten to know you, I'm glad I can call you my friend.
Anonymous asked: You're funny, you tell great stories, and you're cute. All good reasons in my book.
Anonymous asked: because you're my baby daddy
Boyfriend is going home tonight.
His fancy ass dinner is Little Caesars and leftover pie. I keep it classy.
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scarleh: people should do this
Got to work at 4 A.M
Our lot is full of Wat-mart carts. I this like a prank war or… Also fuck this. The only good of it is I get to go home and nap with boyfriend.
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
The baby is already delivering side eye.
Get it qurl.
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violesque: While I was at work today this lil’ modified elderly couple came up to my kiosk. They were so tiny and just amazing people. The woman had her ears stretched up to 1/2”, and had adorned her visage with a septum piercing, double nostril piercings with itty bitty clear gem nose studs…
Imagine if you lived in the same city as your...
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