August 2011
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“Only in Houston will you see drag queens doing Tejano numbers.”
– Me
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July 2011
What the hell is a Lil P-Nutt and why is it...
I just want to watch Adventure Time!!
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Anon or not, put in my ask:
☼ I think you’re cute
✔ you have a nice blog
☯ we should be friends
♂ i’m a boy with a crush on you
♀ i’m a girl with a crush on you
✌ your blog is dope
♡ you’re my tumblr crush
✕ i don’t like your blog
Update to previous photo.
That cat has a fucking baby!!! M
Also my dog is flipping her shit.
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“Things are rarely as simple as they ought to be, we carry so many things around...”
– Tiresias Maple.
Dead City by Joe McKinney.
7:43 A.M
I slept for almost 12 hours. Wow.
I feel like poo and I had weird dreams.
I was Iron Man in one and I was escaping a facility that was apparently testing on me and several children.
Second one: I let my dog get bit by a rattlesnake and she was trying to come to me but kept running in to everything.
800 588 2300 empireeee
You. I love you. My baby mama, my world. Trololol
i!
YOU’RE AN IMAGINARY NUMBER!!!
You share a hometown with my favorite band and you’re by far my favorite fratty.
01141989!
Soooo many memories with you. We’ve known each other for (holy shit) 17 years, that’s really nice.
Looove yooouuuu!
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You and my brother share names, and may goosta your blog :D
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I love your blog but I don’t think we’ve ever really talked..
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What can I say. You are amazing and have been there for me through the roughest parts of my life and you mean the world to me. I could go on forever but I shan’t.
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I just started following you, and I love what you post! :D
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Tempus fugit, diva women!
This movie will never get old. Ever.
Even if there’s a fire!
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One of my original followers. Amazingly nerdy guy, photographer All around pretty awesome fella.
Inbox me a number and I'll write a post about you
pinepaxton:
I want to participate in the fun.
plz?
That awesome moment when you drop a washer on your...
Feels good brah.
Cheap wine.
Y you make me drunk. I only had two glasses.
Watch
IMA BUFF BABY THAT CAN DANCE LIKE A MAN
I CAN SHAKA MY FANNY I CAN SHAKA MY CAN
IMA TOUGH TOOTIN BABY I CAN PUNCHA YA BUNS PUNCHA YA BUNS I CAN PUNCH ALL YA BUNS
IF YOURE AN EVIL WITCH I WILL PUNCH YOU FOR FUN
Shorty was in posession of apple bottom blue jeans...
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Wisdom Teeth.
Fuck.
You.
You are not helping my day.
