Woah Sailor!

laughingstation: brujitaxcore: i am cry More FUNNY POST...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:58:56 -0400

laughingstation:

brujitaxcore:

i am cry

More FUNNY POST here!

Needed these today

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:08:55 -0400

paulhphillips: OK! We’re going to talk about this before I go...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:02:12 -0400

paulhphillips:

OK! We’re going to talk about this before I go into a rage stroke and get called “femmephobic” by people with a tentative grip on reality again. First, don’t. Just don’t with this list. Don’t print it out and use your parents’ flatbed scanner to put scraps of trash with it in an attempt to be artsy. Don’t do it. You’re better than that. Here are my counter-points:

No, you won’t. You will feel that way if you have terrible self esteem, but otherwise, you’ll have days when you look at yourself in the mirror and think you’re a fucking movie star.

Also patently untrue. Moving here may not be the best idea for some, but I’ve yet to meet any gay man who is scratching and clawing to get out because everyone is “10% cuter” on a scale that’s impossible to quantify

I can’t even finish this fucking list.

Guys, it’s pride month. This is the kind of shit we don’t need. The gay community does exist as a whole, without our little “nooks” we wouldn’t have community. The words twink and cock are fine, as are the rest of the nouns and verbs in our lexicon. Gay men don’t all sew their wild oats well into their 40s, and if they do, who gives a fuck. It’s possible to date around that so shut up.

The one that really irks me, though, is ”Everyone’s dream is to marry their soulmate, get a dog, and become the gay couple everyone else is supser jealous of.” Terrible sentence formation aside, THIS IS NOT MY FUCKING DREAM. I don’t want to get married. I want to be monogamishly committed to a partner but I don’t want a white picket fence with a (non-human) dog in the suburbs just to make everyone else ~~jealous of what I have~~ that’s the most shallow and AWFUL way to go through life.

Also, not everyone has to trim their pubic hair. Nor should everyone.

TL;DR - stop reading thought catalog and fucking live your life the way you want to. No one is responsible for you, no one can give you exact advice on what you want. You are your own person, not the sum of some awfully thrown together internet list.

thedagoblanco: lionnakedonthefloor: Jarelion: Twenty-Five...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:08:30 -0400

thedagoblanco:

lionnakedonthefloor:

Jarelion: Twenty-Five Things You Should Know About Being A Gay Man Before You Decide To Be One by Ryan O’Connell for Hello Mr. Magazine

This is the most honest thing I’ve read in a long while.

HONESTY.

bruceclint: reichenbackdatassup: hopetimelord: lord-smaug-the-impenetrable: I was born in the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:55:54 -0400

bruceclint:

reichenbackdatassup:

hopetimelord:

lord-smaug-the-impenetrable:

I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve

and space ships.

and every food is healthy

and time machines

and other future stuff

I should’ve been born on the Enterprise

In fact I should have been born Jim Kirk

fierceisnotenough: WIN!!! Who are you and can I bear your...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:58:27 -0400

fierceisnotenough:

WIN!!!

Who are you and can I bear your children you wonderful woman.

fierceisnotenough: HAY GURRRRRRRRL!! LIKE MY STATUS!! :D XD XP...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:44:13 -0400

fierceisnotenough:

HAY GURRRRRRRRL!! LIKE MY STATUS!! :D XD XP :DOAGJAEBNLDAEDFNLQAMVLANDKGIVJQPDG

bruceclint: reichenbackdatassup: hopetimelord: lord-smaug-the-impenetrable: I was born in the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:42:56 -0400

bruceclint:

reichenbackdatassup:

hopetimelord:

lord-smaug-the-impenetrable:

I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve

and space ships.

and every food is healthy

and time machines

and other future stuff

I should’ve been born on the Enterprise

In fact I should have been born Jim Kirk

Done. Seriously done. Someone took my sale that I’ve been working on for two weeks. My one...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:19:52 -0400

Done. Seriously done. Someone took my sale that I’ve been working on for two weeks. My one day off and the customer came in and bought 2 grand. Done. Hang it up cancel the day. Going home.

Just noticed these… apparently something in the gulf...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:46:29 -0400

Just noticed these… apparently something in the gulf thought I looked yummy!

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:06:29 -0400

tupacabra: babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:07:54 -0400

tupacabra:

babies cry because they know how much debt they’re going to be in once they graduate from college

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:59:17 -0400

When I meet someone as bitchy as me

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:17:32 -0400

whatshouldqueenzcallme:

The person I reblogged this from has a blog worth to follow.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:51:33 -0400

wasitallsmokeandmirrors:

Watch as no one reblogs this from me.

We’ll see about that. :)

bitchytbh: having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:01:08 -0400

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch

bitrude: shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day,...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:26:15 -0400

bitrude:

shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all

Same Love

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 21:09:33 -0400

Fucking song gets me every time. My sister got to see me cry for the first time since I graduated high school. In the drive thru at Sonic no less

dirtypeanut: Happy Father’s Day to all the gay dads out there...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:39:15 -0400

dirtypeanut:

Happy Father’s Day to all the gay dads out there :)

ejacutastic: Nice to meet u pbtbtbtbtbtbtt

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:10:08 -0400

ejacutastic:

Nice to meet u pbtbtbtbtbtbtt