I got myself a makeover yesterday.
So this happened while helping my friend move.
I sat up on the couch and the leg split straight up the middle.
THIS BATHTUB IS TOO SMALL!!
Birthday Blow job shots last night. Bitch acted like it was a real dick and wouldn’t take it.
*magic sounds*
My hair, beard and life are out of control.
You can really see my sunburn today and some jackass is mowing the ditch with a fucking tractor.
Work makes me feel confused.
Had to change my hair because of work. Then I slept for two hours. Womp womp.
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